A new Raiders of the Lost Ark film, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, will be released soon, with Harrison Ford reprising the starring role. Ford turns 66 (!) years old in June.

With that in mind I’d like to suggest a few titles that might be appropriate for the next Indiana Jones sequel:

10 — Indiana Jones and the Curse of Matlock.

09 — Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Early-Bird Special.

08 — Indiana Jones and the Assisted-Living Home of the Damned.

07 — Indiana Jones and the Large-Print Dead Sea Scrolls.

06 — Indiana Jones and the Dark Secret of the Antiques Roadshow.

05 — Indiana Jones and the Seven Seductions of the Golden Girls.

04 — Indiana Jones and the Hidden Kingdom of Atlantic City.

03 — Indiana Jones and the Lost Treasure of the Social Security Lockbox.

02 — Indiana Jones and the Quest for Viagra.

01 — Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Prune Danish.