Watched the first three episodes of the new Bionic Woman last night. The acting, the dialog, the characters, the plots — pretty much everything about the show was just godawful.

I would have stopped after the first episode but it was so bad I thought, Surely, this has to get better.

It didn’t.* By the end of episode three, I wanted to rip Jaime Sommers’s one unbionic arm out of the socket and beat her to death with it. Hopefully the ratings will have that effect.

* I resisted using the “… and my name’s not Shirley” joke here. You’re welcome.